‘Twas the night before today, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring…except a Crowley. You know it’s going to be a not-so-nice day, when, at 4:30 a.m., you realize that your left eye is too swollen to open (and this is after watching that shite Torres ruin everything for good old Deutschland).

So, it’s like this. I was bitten by some sort of insect a couple of days ago, and apparently scratched the bite, and now it’s swollen, purple and hideously itchy. It’s also right next to my left eye, so it looks like I’ve gotten a nice, BIG, shiner.

Mater expectantly looked at it and murmured, “Love bite?”

Anyhow, I’m on a diet of multi-coloured, multi-sized pills for now (which cost an arm and a leg; I hope I never get infected love-bites, that would bankrupt me fer sure), and I can’t see very well out of my left eye, ergo the short post.

Also, Hallelujah for the snooze button on my alarm clock.

Gah.

12 Scallywags have walked the Plank |:

chandni said...

awww u poor thing.

We could try applying make up to the other one to bring it at par...yes we can do purple.

Just suggesting.

mistercrowley said...

Moonshine: YOur solicitude is touching, but we shall do nothing of the sort :P

We shall just place out trust in antibiotics and dark rum :D

Nimpipi said...

yo, whats with restricted feed settings??

mistercrowley said...

Pip: Restricted feed settings? Didn't know they were restricted!

Angel said...

Tell me you have used this situation to your advantage and made up some out of this world ridiculous story about beating the shit out of a guy three times your size over looking at you wrong in the street or something.

You are realling going around telling people the truth are you?

mistercrowley said...

Angel: considering I'm a lawyer, people would take whatever I say with a grain of salt ;)

And hey, I'm an honest kinda guy, haha.

chandni said...

dark rum always works pal. Always!

... said...

Torres had to ruin everything for Deutschland. Sweet revenge, after Schweinsteiger messed it for Portugal.

And it is the season for insect bites. But insect bites that look like hicki... nice!

El said...

aw, feel better :) and nothing like obelix and asterix to cheer ya up.

mistercrowley said...

Chandni: Yup. The dark rum remedy works best.

... : foosball...let's not go there. And it doesn't look like a hickey any more. Looks more like harry-bloody-potter's lightning scar. Bah.

el: danke danke :)

Divya said...

Hickey, Harry Potter,.. Hey either way its a great conversation starter huh :P

mistercrowley said...

Divya: Is it? I'm not too fond of Harry Potter, so we can safely leave THAT out.