I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.... no, really.
You STILL wanna know? Right then.
I'm a lawyer. I'm a grouch. I'm a people watcher. I have one 'god', but I worship no one. I'm very good with kids and animals, but I freak out most other living creatures. It's my solemn wish that all hip-hop artists be made to walk the plank. I also give away flowers on certain days of the year.
This page isn't really about pirates. It's about A Pirate. Who waits the long and often lonely wait, for his ship to sail back into port. And for the bastard who pinched it in the first place.
5 Scallywags have walked the Plank |:
Why do you have a picture of a vagina shaped like a coffin?
Argh. It's not a coffin-shaped vagina!
It's the new Metallica album cover
Innuendo galore that cover!
So this post isn't about "just one more day" until you're knee-deep in "bitches"?
Raz: Nope, it's about waiting a day to be 6-feet under in bitches ;)
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