I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.... no, really.
You STILL wanna know? Right then.
I'm a lawyer. I'm a grouch. I'm a people watcher. I have one 'god', but I worship no one. I'm very good with kids and animals, but I freak out most other living creatures. It's my solemn wish that all hip-hop artists be made to walk the plank. I also give away flowers on certain days of the year.
This page isn't really about pirates. It's about A Pirate. Who waits the long and often lonely wait, for his ship to sail back into port. And for the bastard who pinched it in the first place.
4 Scallywags have walked the Plank |:
I don't believe you at all. Not for a second.
Tsk. More's the pity. But no, I AM back :)
You got marriage. I got heartbreak.
Excellent. Now write something on your fancy internet machine.
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