Ok...how hard is it to lock your handphone's keypad?
I mean...'click-tap', there you go....some phones just lock by themselves too....
Was that so tough? Did it tax your brain cells a little more than usual? Did it snap or chip those lovely, manicured, lacquered nails of yours?
Is it below your dignity to remember that there may be (y'know, just a chance in a million, but hey, these things happen) people on your phone address book whose names begin with the letter 'A', which is followed by the letter 'b'?
Maybe the poor sod doesn't like getting calls from you every time, oh, the paperweight-cum-compact in your bag decides to play footsie with the phone (wink, wink, nudge, nudge, saynomore Squire)..or when your rugrat thinks pushing buttons is so much more fun than that BORING trike Daddy dear got him for his birthday....
So...the next time you want a quick one with your respective better half (or whoever, I couldn't care less)....ditch the phone with your clothes!! I mean it...people don't like to take calls where all they can hear is heavy panting....it's just not cricket!
Your phone came with a lock feature...you paid good money for it.....for fuck's sake....USE IT!!!
(In other news....3 posts in 1 day...I must be falling ill)

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Trance said...

Agreed, that happens to me all the time. Remember me from P&A (Technology)? My name starts with A, followed by B!

mistercrowley said...

hahaha..yeah man....good to see you on blogger