Now, look here!

Yes, I sent out an email seeking a bride.

It was a favour. For a friend.

And I was feeling unusually charitable that day.

That does NOT mean that:

1. I'm switching professions;
2. I'm starting a matrimonial agency / marriage bureau;
3. I'm charging a brokerage fee;
4. I've lost it;
5. I'm surreptitiously hunting a bride for myself. You ought to know better by now.

I know where exactly to go "bride hunting", and it's most certainly not on the Internet. In any case, she'll know who she is (maybe she already does), so there!

*Hmph*

Now bugger orf! Shoo! Scat!

2 Scallywags have walked the Plank |:

Ranjani said...

Guahahaha
Now I know why I always loved you :-P

Purely Narcotic said...

I know where exactly to go "bride hunting", and it's most certainly not on the Internet.

The internets, teh internets! *evil laughter* Who you kidding, young man?