The Blackbeard Chronicles: All hail....

All hail....

The Flying Spaghetti Monster

Posted by Mister Crowley at 16:18

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Mister Crowley: New Delhi, India; I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.... no, really. You STILL wanna know? Right then. I'm a lawyer. I'm a grouch. I'm a people watcher. I have one 'god', but I worship no one. I'm very good with kids and animals, but I freak out most other living creatures. It's my solemn wish that all hip-hop artists be made to walk the plank. I also give away flowers on certain days of the year.

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