Crowley’s been badly swamped with work these past couple of weeks, not to mention rapidly deteriorating weather, a nasty head cold, and mild financial distress. So. He’s not been particularly inclined to post.

Anyhow, since leaving Blackbeard Chronicles to its own devices for more than a week is dangerous (and distressful), Crowley’s back. For a bit.

Crowley doesn't have a lot to say today, except that the fat air-hostesses are back with a, er, bang, and a new appeal, and have killed Crowley’s *special* Tuesday lunch plans. Gah.

Also, top German Social Democrat, Kurt Beck, offers to auction his beard for charity (he hopes to raise USD 1.5 million). Crowley wonders if he should do the same. His bank account could use a shot in the arm. And, anyway, it’s only his beard. A new one will grow back.

Whaddya think folks? Do I hear 2 million for this fine specimen of facial follicular growth? 3 million?

11 Scallywags have walked the Plank |:

siropdevanille said...

Hahahahhaaaaaaa!!!!! Okay then!

mistercrowley said...

What "okay then"...boli lagaao, bhai :P

Mukta said...

3 million if you dyed it purple maybe...

Hmm...i can actually imagine that, you know..purple..aubergine and all that... :-)

mistercrowley said...

Mukta: Are you suggesting I resemble an aubergine?
In any case, the auction is on an "as is, where is" basis...so no dyeing ;)

randomrobin said...

10 bucks is all I offer.

murphys-muse said...

Um, I'm not bidding but I have a vaguely connected question.. you know, beard-wise.. Will you ever shave of the characteristic facial hair or has that now become sacred territory? And if you did, would you rename the blog?

mistercrowley said...

Muse: Nope. Doesn't look like I'm shaving it off anytime soon...and no, the blog name won't change :)

Mechanical said...

Nice teeth.
Now I'm convinced I know you :P

mistercrowley said...

Mech: You know me because I have nice teeth (in which case you're quite kinky, which is neat)? Or you actually know me? :P

purely-narcotic said...

You must show that grey 'mane'. Really.

Anonymous said...

Cute!

Ur lower lip looks like that of Daniel Radcliffe though :D